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Joke of the Day
"Wanna hear a rape joke? No? That's what she said."
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"What is a vampires least favorite food? Steak! ...I'll see myself out now."
"Did you hear about the court ruling on the grammar Nazi who did the double-murder? He got a compound sentence."
"When do e-mails stop being in black and white? When they are read."
"I like my women like I like my coffee... ...all over my crotch when I'm driving."
"Where do you find Klingons? On Uranus."
"I disagree, but I respect your right to be stupid.!"
"How does a sociopath say goodbye? Manip-ya-later!"
"What's the difference between a blonde and an Airbus A380? Not everyone has been in an Airbus A380."