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"What's one thing a girl can tell a guy that can make him happy and sad at the same time? Out of all of your friends you have the biggest dick."
"Why are fire trucks red? Because if someone pulled your hose you would be red too."
"Why are Americans so bad at chess? They already lost two towers."
"Massive US blizzard advancing north. African American community complains about exclusion of black snowflakes."
"What is a pirate's favorite letter? A pardon."
"How do you keep a redditor wait I'll post the answer tomorrow"
"Why is there no windows 9? Obviously 789 I would be surprised if you said something else."
"How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb? Just one provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it."
"Why did the Trump inauguration look so small? Camouflage!"