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Joke of the Day
"Have you ever had ethiopian food? Neither have they."
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"""Knock knock"" If you hear knocking come from your screen then you definitely need to go and see an expert."
"Some nights I wonder if the little boy from the sweatshop that made my iPhone is staring up at the same stars I'm Instagraming."
"Doctor doctor I keep thinking I'm a spoon. Sit there and don't stir."
"Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one? A retail store."
"I pulled a hamstring and a pig fell from the ceiling and gave me a hug"
"What do you do with a dead chemist? You Barium."
"How many MRAs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question, MRAs never get to screw anything."
"A prostitute propositions a snowman, ""I can be gentle or dominant. I can be anything you want me to be."" The snowman hands her $20 and says, ""Be a snow blower."""
"I shot a bIack teenager the other day and got arrested for impersonating a police officer."