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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between the Holocaust and a goat? Can't keep milking a goat for 70 years"
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"Does your wife know you're single?"
"Classical pun Why have they not found Mozart's body yet? Because he is Haydn."
"I told my friend, ""I like my women the way I like my computer. ... On my lap. Turned on and Virus free."" He said, ""I prefer mine under my desk and silent."""
"You don't put your dick in crazy because you'll probably get hurt... You don't put your dick in stupid because you'll probably get hertz"
"Role playing is fun, but I'm starting to wonder why my girlfriend will only let me dress up as my brother Randy."
"What did the survivor of cranial sodomy say to the police after the incident? ""At night when I close my eyes I can still hear them coming..."""
"What to do if you run over a black man in the rain? Well, you have an hour before the rain dries..."
"An Elderly Couple were Watching TV They died."
"I like my women how I like my coffee. Black, ground up and in the freezer."