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Joke of the Day

"Why don't black people dream? The last person that said ""i had a dream"" got shot"

"*at a restaurant* Don't be awkward, don't be awkward Waitress: how's the food? Me: yes"

"Dad jokes are real.... What do you call a Cow with no legs? ""Ground Beef"""

"I'm taking a course with a focus on muscle fatigue. I don't want to talk about it. ...It's a sore subject."

"In the future: ""So Zionists tried to take a people's home and said god gave it to them."" ""So what happened?"" ""Apparently god disagreed."""

"Did you hear Mr. Fanatic started delivering gifts to children? They call him the elastic clause."

"Do you guys know the story about the broken pencil? Nevermind, it has no point."

"Why was Jared Fogle upset? Because he was sentenced to over 15 years in prison."

"Read out loud for full affect * ""Knock knock"" * ""Who's there"" * ""I eat mop"" * ""I eat mop who"" * *que laughter Gets em every time"

"What is it called when you sleep talk about your subconscious feelings ? A Freudian Sleep."