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Joke of the Day
"What's black, white, and too fast to see? The perfect mugging."
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"Ask your doctor if left is right for you."
"Heading to the dentist. I hope they've all taken their Valium and said their prayers."
"Told my girlfriend that there was a party in my pants and that she was invited. She asked if it was a search party :("
"Anyone want to know my secret to quit procrastination? I'll tell you tomorrow."
"I ate 4 lunch ladies before someone explained that's not what they're for."
"What did NaCl go to prison for? A-salt"
"What do you call a woman-hating masseuse? A massage-onist."
"What do you get when American pioneers develop a video game? They manifest Destiny"
"Missing girl There was a girl named Tori who got lost when hiking. A search party was formed, however she was never found. Then one day she walks out of the woods, it was a Miss Tori."