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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an incredibly well-dressed punk? The Speaker of the House"

"This joke will SHOCK you. how do you catch a mouse? Click baiting."

"(At a funeral) Im so sorry for your loss. I know how it feels to lose something you love. Last year Taylor Swift took her music off Spotify."

"Newt Gingrich suggested there's a ""right way"" to legalize gay marriage. He also reaffirmed that there's no ""wrong way"" to eat a Reese's."

"What do you call it when a group of ghosts rob a bank? A polterheist."

"You know times are tough when you are totally jealous of your friends shopping spree... at the dollar store!"

"Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants? Because Chernobyl fallout."

"Three words to ruin a man's ego...? ""Is it in?"""

"what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm Rape!"

"Some days it's little things, the tone of his voice or his words when we're alone, that help me realize I'd rather have the insurance money."