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Joke of the Day

"I'm smarter than I look. I was gonna say -more intelligenter- but wasn't sure how to spell it so..."

"Mama mama this bread tastes funny! STFU and eat your brick."

"I never make my guests take their shoes off at the door because it takes them longer to get out when I want them to leave."

"I got arrested at the airport last week... Apparently, security doesn't appreciate it when you call ""shotgun"" before boarding a plane."

"Q: What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories? A: Violists."

"My mind is made up... I'm Frankenstein."

"Boy: You are the most funniest and most beautiful girl I have ever met. Girl: You just wanna f*ck me. Boy: Wow and smart to."

"Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher: ""can kids of our age have kids?"" Teacher replied "" NO Never!!"" Boy said to girl : ""see i told you not to worry!!!!""."

"My 9 year old daughter just beat me at Wii baseball... I'll bet she's on the juice."

"What do you call Jehova's Witnesses in Chinese Ding Dong"