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Joke of the Day

"Q: What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories? A: Violists."

"Tequila is a good drink: you drink it and you feel like a cactus; the only problem is that in the morning the thorns grow inward."

"A bodybuilder asks a doctor for a pill that will enhance his muscles and increase the size of his penis and tan his skin Here, I'll prescribe you some testostyrone"

"Women in England are hos! They've always ready to put some chapstick on their lips."

"I just saw the Assassins Creed Movie Trailer... I did not expect The Spanish Inquisition."

"What is the name of Apple's revolutionary new product that allows elite pirates to see from their eyepatches. The iEyeCaptain"

"Why does the corn hate the farmer? Because he picks his ears!"

"at Nike advertising meeting I need a slogan for these shoes by the end of the day. I don't care how it gets done just do it..hold up a sec"

"My dad never loved me as a child. I can't blame him really. I wasn't born until he was an adult."

"In which nation to you need a passport just to travel within it? Ukraine."