201568
Joke of the Day
"I saw a lizard and it became a spotted lizard"
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"/r/Jokes is broken"
"How much does a German weigh? Teutons."
"They should make a breathalyzer that can tell if you've consumed energy drinks so it's easier for the cops to catch rapists."
"Did you hear about the 150 lb. man who had 75 lb. testicles? He was half nuts!!!"
"I'm terrible at directions Fuck me, left!"
"I asked my friend how he can date a fat chick... He says she's grown on him"
"I think I'm gonna fail my Women in Islam class The course covers everything"
"What's the difference between an 8 year old and a big bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall off a balcony"
"What did the Sadist do to the Masochist? Nothing."