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Joke of the Day

"A poem for you I dig... You dig... We dig... He dig... She dig... They dig... ******** It's not a very beautiful poem but it's quite deep"

"I started a band with my dog. He barks while I eat Cheetos. It's indie, you wouldn't get it."

"I tried to post a joke about foreskin earlier... but it got removed"

"My girlfriend told me to stop singing Oasis... I said maybe."

"The proper skirt length is at least 2 inches below your cellulite."

"If Thom Yorke and Emily Haines hooked up... ...would it be called radiometric dating?"

"FRIEND: Do you want to go [i don't hear the rest because i'm already sighing too loudly]"

"Did you hear the one about the donkey and the sloth? Ultamate frisbee badger!"

"What's the resemblance between a bungeejump and a african whorehouse? If the rubber blows, you're dead"

"Hitler must be the best Call of Duty player ever He killed 6 million and only died once"