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Joke of the Day

"What's the resemblance between a bungeejump and a african whorehouse? If the rubber blows, you're dead"

"Rip off What do you call a cheap circumcision? Look at title"

"Interviewer: how do you feel about traveling? Me: oh I dont know, I mean I just met you"

"What's the difference between a tea bag and England? A tea bag stays longer in a cup."

"You know what they say, once you go black.... You're a single mom."

"My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face."

"Baby, if you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple."

"Forever tricking animals into thinking I'm patting them when really I'm just wiping crumbs off of my hands into their fur"

"what's the most common allergy among gay men? Heeeeeeyyyy fever."

"If your girlfriend sees where you are coming from chances are she is going to get some on her face."