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Joke of the Day
"Hitler must be the best Call of Duty player ever He killed 6 million and only died once"
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"I want a million followers so I can tweet where I am from anywhere in the world and emergency shit at someone's house."
"Dear Father Christmas could you please send me some Crocodile shoes!. Father Christmas: Can't do that one. He hasn't said what size his crocodile takes!"
"*blows bubbles in your face to distract you as I take all of your tater tots*"
"Premature ejectualation dinner party tonight, there's no formal dress code... Just come in your pants."
"My 7 year old daughter drops this joke on me. What kind of bee's make milk? Boo-bee's"
"Two roommates were arguing... About who gets to use the microwave first. Then things started getting heated."
"What do you call a camel with no humps??? Humphrey"
"I can't even... ...so I guess I'm odd."
"Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church? He wanted to speak in tungsten."