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Joke of the Day

"Billy and his dad. Billy's dad walks into his room and says ""Billy, if you don't stop masturbating you're going to go blind."" To which Billy replies, ""Hey Dad, I'm over here!"""

"Germany Cracks Down on Muslim Sex Attacks By Giving Girls No' Tattoos Other choices include ""No Anal"" ""No Creampies"" ""No Bukkake"""

"Where do bears store their military weapons? In bearracks."

"What is the difference between a black guy and a bench (offensive) A bench can support a family."

"When someone is murdered, they always investigate the spouse 1st. That says everything about marriage."

"I went to the zoo the other day, all they had was a small dog. It was a shit-zoo."

"How did I get from Afghanistan to Iraq? Iran."

"Did you hear the joke about the Dutch speaking farmer? Nevermind. It doesn't transplant well."

"The best part about being ugly? You don't have to change your profile picture for Halloween."

"I have a confession too Oprah. For years I have been stealing statuses from all over the Internet and passing them off as my own original thoughts."