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Joke of the Day
"Whew. Thank you, warning label. I was actually considering using my new floor lamp in the shower."
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"Let's turn this Pizza Hut into a pizza home."
"Why do black people cry during sex? Because of the mace."
"All the terrible rumors about me are true, people who spam me via DM."
"I walked into a public restroom today that had a ""Changing Table"" sign on the door. I found a pair of scissors and a strap-on dildo..."
"My enthusiasm knows bounds."
"What did the fisher say to the fishkin? Catch you later"
"I want to start a potato chip company called ""dick's."" Our motto would tell you to eat a bag of 'em."
"Why do people call Donald Trump a clown? Because we used to find him funny, but now he's just shit-your-pants terrifying."