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Joke of the Day
"Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Cause she was a woman ^^sorry"
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"What do you call a Jewish rock band? I want my nickelback"
"""Shut the door, drop your pants, and get on top of me."" -My toilet"
"What if all countries have ninjas, and we only know about the Asian ones because they suck?"
"tonight at the bar, ask a woman if you can buy her a drink. If she says yes, hand that lucky lady a Starbucks gift card and walk away"
"What do you call it when you poop a little bit in your pants by accident? A shituation."
"What do the English and Welsh have in common? Kids are their definition of a good time."
"Be Alert The world needs more lerts."
"Fun Fact- Dogs make different noises according to where they are on Earth. For example, a dog in Korea makes a sizzling noise."
"I have kids now... Their parents must be angry."