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Joke of the Day
"Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Cause she was a woman ^^sorry"
Next Joke
"Happy Father's Day! You motherfuckers are alright!"
"Where do Bees use the bathroom? At the BP station. (thanks grandma)"
"BRAIN: it's 4am u up? ME: leave me alone B: who was our grade 5 teacher? M: stop B: why's our eye itchy? M: I'm ignoring u B: engage bladder"
"Dog Park Kid: What's his name? Me: Dorito. He's a therapy taco. Don't pet him. Kid:*Throws Ball* Taco:*Chases it. Lettuce flies everywhere*"
"Kinda cool how Earth is the largest planet in the whole world."
"What is Eminem's favourite food? wraps"
"What is the difference between a vitamin and a hormone? You can't here a vitamin."
"What do you call a dog with no hind legs and balls of steel? Sparky"
"What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs? a condescending con descending."