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Joke of the Day

"I want to start a potato chip company called ""dick's."" Our motto would tell you to eat a bag of 'em."

"I just googled ""Tramp"" instead of ""Trump"" by mistake. I still got the information I needed."

"What's Al Gore's dancer name? Algorithm."

"The only thing Bill Cosby did wrong was pudding. ...pudding his dick where it doesn't belong."

"Whale junior: Dad, where did I come from? Papa whale: From my penis. Whale junior: Umm thanks? Papa whale: You're whalecum"

"I think my husband cheated on me. Not one of our kids resembles him at all..."

"If I had a cool name like AL Gore, I would make horror films."

"Some say Tiger Woods is the greatest golfer of all time. I say he's sub-par at best."

"What's white, red, black, blue, and doesn't like sex??? The 9 yr old in my trunk!!!"

"Why did Barty Crouch Jr. stop drinking? It was making him Moody Edit: Guys, its a Harry Potter Joke for those who don't get it."