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Joke of the Day

"Why are men like blenders? You need one but you're not quite sure why."

"Say what you will about women but I think being able to turn one sentence into a six hour argument takes talent."

"There's a reason you don't see many Jedi in relationships. They always try to force it."

"A cow stumbled upon a marijuana field about to get harvested. It quickly turned into a high steak situation. haha?"

"Yo momma so fat The U.N sends her a strongly worded letter for occupying too much space."

"I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory! I only took a day off!"

"My kid's teacher told me my kid is obsessed with video games and that I need to work with her on it. I'm like I do. I'm player 2."

"I sprayed a mosquito with mosquito repellent and now he'll never have any friends."

"What is the difference between animal abuse and animal cruelty? . . . The size of your dick."

"Yo mama's so old... Her age has to be expressed in scientific notation!"