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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage."

"[ignores the worlds evils] Oh wow this is a lot easier"

"My friend Oscar met Leonardo DiCaprio and told him a joke. He didn't get it."

"Why are Fencers so popular on /r/Jokes? Because they do well with Ripostes."

"Two cannibals are eating a clown One turns to the other and says ""Does this taste funny to you?"" I decided to post this classic especially with the clown epidemic going on"

"I used to take naps on a bike until someone stole the tires They really messed with my sleep cycle."

"All Lives Matter ...until you multiply them by the speed of light squared. Then all lives energy."

"There's a Bush and a Clinton running for president next year."

"what do you call a duck addicted to drugs ? A quack head"

"Sorry I can't go out. I forgot to charge my phone halfway though the day."