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Joke of the Day

"Next Battlefield map set in Nepal. It's made using groundbreaking technology."

"How do you tell the difference between a redditor and a MOBA player? Ask them what OP stands for."

"African conservationists call for the ban on hunting hippopotamus to be lifted, citing environmental concerns. To me the whole thing seems so hippocritical."

"Father: Son at your age Winston Churchill used be up and out for his morning walk at 5 a.m.. Son: Dad at your age he had become the Prime Minister of England."

"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles!"

"Why did all the black people die in the war? Because when they captain said, ""GET DOWN!"" They all started dancing.."

"I would even do the thing Meat Loaf wouldn't do for love for you."

"What does a fashionable criminal always make sure they have a lot of? Accessories"

"When life gives you lemons, you should peel one in front of the other lemons. You know... to send a message."