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Joke of the Day
"There are going to be a lot of drunk mosquitos tonight."
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"To get to the other side. Why did Yoda cross the road?"
"/r/jokes It's funny because hardly anything here can be considered a joke."
"I've never actually been caught smoking weed. But I'm pretty sure my parents know sober people don't give goodnight handshakes."
"Why is it prestigious to wear a condom? It's a members-only jacket."
"THANKSGIVING ICEBREAKERS: (1) Obama, am I right? (2) Ebola, am I right? (3) Was his full name Bugs Bunny or was he just a bunny named Bugs?"
"I'm badman! bad to whom? whoman!"
"Similar to the mile high club, Whats it called when you jack off in an airplane? It's still the mile high club, but its just the single aviator's division."
"Why doesn't Tyrannosaurus Rex fly? They're all dead!"
"What happens in Vegas stays on Facebook, Instagram, YouTube, Vine, and medical records."