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Joke of the Day

"To get to the other side. Why did Yoda cross the road?"

"I have been single so long, I can finish my own sentences."

"What's the best part about sex with 28-year-olds? There are twenty of them.."

"How to make a woman crazy in two steps: 1. Take a picture of her 2. Don't show her the picture"

"I don't have jealousy issues, but I do have ""flirt with my boyfriend one more time and I may have to cut you"" issues."

"Sometimes I think I'm too picky. Then I watch my dog look for a place to poop."

"someone just asked ""how do u delete yo life"" U CHEW ON A GRENADE WIT THE PIN OUT"

"Bananas will never talk shit about you. Not because they don't have mouths....but because they respect the choices you make."

"A bank's radio commercial just said, ""Every dollar you donate can feed a hungry family."" Your ATM fees can feed four, you murderous pricks!"

"I'm no mathlete, but I CAN tell you that a 6 y/o running at 8 mph chasing an ice cream truck moving at 10 mph flies 7.4 ft if you trip him."