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Joke of the Day
"Why can't Helen Keller use an iPhone? Because she's dead."
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"What do you call a woman with no clitoris? It doesn't matter, she's not going to come."
"[overhears guy saying economy is bad] [later, at family dinner] no trust me, the last thing you want is an economy. those things are so bad"
"What do you call spaghetti made by Jamaican? Rasta Pasta."
"Someone made a song about Pokeballs It was pretty catchy"
"Girl, you can call me the Pillsbury Doughboy because I got whatchu knead.."
"What do you call someone who's been kicked out of a fraternity? Hasbro."
"What to you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a car? Flatman and Ribbon"
"What do you call something with no body and a nose? Nobody knows!"
"Why does doctor pepper come in a can? Because his wife is dead"