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Joke of the Day
"What should female robots NOT come standard with. A sound card..."
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"Sorry Im late, I was staring at a wall for an hour thinkin about how delicious that pizza looked on Home Alone 2 when Kevin got in the limo."
"What do you call a witch with one leg? Eileen."
"Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans."
"I am schizophrenic, AUA"
"What's the best way to kill a one-legged fox? You make him run across Canada..."
"Plutonium smells just like shit. Pu."
"Me: It'll just make mom grumpy, so don't tell her that the dishwa..... 4 year old: MOM! DISHWASHER'S BROKEN!"
"Get off your high horse. Send your high horse to rehab. Keep an eye out to make sure your horse isn't getting high again."
"I overheard a guy complaining angrily about the NSA tracking him Some people are so annoying when they have a chip on their shoulder."