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Joke of the Day

"I feel sorry for Anne Frank... First she gets her diary published, which is every girl's worst nightmare, but on top of that she doesn't get any money from it, which is every Jew's worst nightmare."

"The only thing worse than paying for internet access in a hotel is free wireless that doesn't work."

"How did pirates communicate before the internet? Pier to Pier Networking"

"How do ya get a fag to fuck a woman? Shit in her pussy"

"They told me if you put your newborn in front of an orphanage he would grow up an Orphan So I stuck my baby in the ATM machine so he could grow up to be a rich banker"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Adelia ! Adelia who ? Adelia the cards after you cut the pack !"

"Remember folks, beauty... Is only a light switch away."

"*dumps more fleas on my head* *sits back down in front of chimpanzee* So, anyway, like I was saying..."

"The hearing-aid A man is dining in a restaurant and speaks to a waiter. Man: Excuse me sir, I found a hearing-aid on my plate. Waiter: What?"

"how many tickles does it take to get an octopus to laugh TEN TICKLES AHAHAHHAHAHAHA this is my favorite joke"