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Joke of the Day

"A fish lies on the ground outside of his tank, dead. The two remaining fish in the tank talk to each other: ""What happened?!"" ""I don't really know... He just yelled 'EVOLUTION!' and jumped out."""

". No Shoes No Shirt No Problem Welcome To Walmart."

"Only three things are infinite The universe, human stupidity, and the winrar trial period."

"What is the opposite of Turkish? Pig Latin"

"GAME SHOW IDEA: Man hands wife his phone. If he can let her look at it for 60 secs without looking uncomfortable, he wins a billion dollars."

"Why aren't there any ""old husband tales""? There are. They just get re-branded as ""logic"" and ""the truth""."

"""Whoa nice car"" Thanks. I dropped 40K on a new set of wheels [whispers to friend] ""What kind of idiot spends $40,000 on tires"""

"What does it take to break a Nokia phone? Microsoft."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Cyclops Barbie ...one eye right in the middle of her forehead; Cyclops Ken sold separately"

"Why is the suicide rate so low for Puerto Ricans? You can't jump out of a basement apartment."