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Joke of the Day
"Grammar The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit."
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"What's the difference between a black guy and a pile of dog shit?? eventually the dog shit turns white and stops stinking."
"""You know who else loved carbs? Hitler."" - excerpt from my book How To Diet Through Shame & Manipulation"
"Son dad joke Grandpa - you should try this. It's out of this world Son - sorry grandpa I don't like food from space. He's 8"
"Which is the toughest tree? A Christmas Tree because it has the most balls"
"Guys, can we please stop making jokes about Donald Trump? Otherwise, we'll all have hell toupee."
"What did the baby cigarette want to be when it grew up? a Drag Queen"
"If Donald Trump becomes president and keeps up his shenanigans, he could be the first president to be impeached. It would be an un-presidented event in American politics."
"Patient: Doctor my wife thinks I'm crazy because I like sausages. Psychiatrist: Nonsense! I like sausages too. Patient: Good you should come and see my collection. I've got hundreds of them."
"Do you know any columbine jokes? I guess I'll give it a shot"