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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an athlete that smells good? D. O. Durant"
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"Everybody on Earth must be ''literate''... because nobody ever uses the trash cans anymore :/"
"What is Unidan's favorite fast food joint? Five Guys."
"Money is the root of all larger amounts of money."
"How did the headless chicken cross the road? In a KFC bucket."
"What do you call a blonde that dyed her hair brown? Artificial Intelligence."
"Have you met the one-breasted Queen of the Jungle Retailers? they call her... Amazon Prime"
"[at dentist] so your X-rays look grea- *phone rings* hold on *on phone* a new engine? jesus, ok so as I was saying you have several cavities"
"I told him I like a big vocabulary and now he won't stop using 72pt font."
"My mother told me ""When god closes a door, he opens a window."" I told her, he better shut that damn window too. It's 96 Degrees outside and he's letting my cold air out."