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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an athlete that smells good? D. O. Durant"
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"A hamburger walks into a bar... ...and the bartender says ""I'm sorry, we don't serve food here""."
"Humor: the only thing I like dry."
"Pro tip: never take a laxative and a sleeping pill at the same time."
"911 Worker > 911,What's your emergency? Man > My wife is going to give birth! Worker > Is this her first born? Man > No,it's her husband *Ba Dum Tss*"
"What is Michael Bay's favorite chess move? C4."
"If someday we all go to prison for downloading music, I just really hope they segregate us by genre."
"German women love me... I'm a ladies man. I saw this fine German woman. I didn't even have to chat her up for her to hastily give me her number. It was easy to remember 999 9999."
"Did you hear about the cookie that was litterally made of nothing but grass and dirt? it was a real tuft cookie"
"""My pleasure, doll"" ""My pleasure doll"" Commas can make a world of difference..."