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Joke of the Day

"What happened to the tree after it caught fire? It became entally handicapped"

"Why did God allow women to get yeast infections? So they could know what it was like to live with an irritating cunt sometimes.."

"I thought it was funny... Came up with this one yesterday ""What did off-center say to tilted? I don't know either he told me to askew!"""

"Your Costco ID photo shows you what you'd look like if you were a meth addict."

"What did the dwarf pimp say to the two prostitutes at the beginning of the night? Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go"

"Did you hear about the gay Irish Dentists? Ben Dover and Phil Mcavity!"

"Um how poor are you to sell your own yard? For real. And like, nobody's going to buy it with tables full of junk all over it. Geez. Idiots."

"Why Trump and that lady you sit next to on the plane who asks way too many questions are the same. They are both loud, annoying, fat, barely male, and completely unable to make america great again."

"To the people complaining about my tweets. Sorry I'm not justifying your monthly subscription of $0"

"My favourite two word joke. Dwarf (_) &nbsp; ( _)>- &nbsp; (_) Shortage &nbsp; [By Jimmy Carr]"