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Joke of the Day
"What happened to the tree after it caught fire? It became entally handicapped"
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"if you watch cinderella backwards its about a girl who finds her place in society."
"Why are ophans no good at baseball? They dont know where home is."
"My wife and I decided not to have kids The kids are taking it pretty hard"
"I hear the Pink Panther song when I sneak down the hall for a midnight snack.."
"How are American beer and having sex in a boat similar ? They are both fucking close to water"
"I said ""your right"" to my husband this morning. He thought I said ""you're right"" but I didn't. So I win."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Cyclops Barbie ...one eye right in the middle of her forehead; Cyclops Ken sold separately"
"What did the ram say as his lover lay on her deathbed? There will never be another ewe."
"Why did the bicycle fall over?? Because it was two tired..."