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Joke of the Day

"How do porcupines make love? Very, very carefully."

"My friends and I are having a body-part pun contest. The game is afoot!"

"I dated a guy so arrogant he walked into a post while looking at his reflection in a store window. I left him. Unconscious on the street."

"I can't afford a police siren so I just taped a crying baby to the top of my car. It's working, people are moving out of my way."

"Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: You wanna go ride bikes?!"

"Retweet if you're naughty! Star if you love Jesus! Reply if you'd like to meet him!"

"What do wearing Crocs and receiving a blowjob have in common? It feels great at first, and then you look down and realize you're gay."

"""It's all coming back to me!"" As I piss in the wind."

"I got dressed... I'm a changed man now."

"[All credit to Ana Kasparian from the TYT Network] So, I heard Kim Kardashian is having Kanye West's baby... At least she let him finish."