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Joke of the Day

"It was so hot today I saw a robin picking earthworms out of the ground with a pair of tongs."

"The downside of robotic limb replacements is that they cost an arm and a leg The upside of robotic limb replacements is that they cost an arm and a leg"

"How are neutrinos and i alike? Were both constantly penetrating your mom"

"What's the difference between a Greyhound Bus depot filled with old people, and a crab with DD boobs? One's a crusty bus station, and the others a busty crustacean."

"I figured out why new mothers are so tired. Having kids really takes a lot out of you."

"The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar It was tense"

"Pete and repeat are in a boat Pete and repeat are brothers. Pete falls overboard, who's left?"

"[Slightly NSFW] What's the difference between a computer and a woman? Computers will take floppies."

"Why are there no elderly people in Africa? They all die when they turn aidy."

"What's a sports fan's favourite disease? The COME ON! cold."