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Joke of the Day

"If a Donkey and Zebra ever mate they'd have to call the offspring a Zonkey because Debra is already taken."

"This unicorn sitting next to me is saying that I took too many Vicodin."

"When in dangerous situation - you should always sleep with one eye opened. Especially if you're a Cyclops."

"Women are like Wi-Fi. They're everywhere and no one will tell me the password"

"Agnostics have commitment issues."

"What's a drug addict's favorite music genre? Crack rock"

"I tried to catch some fog. But I mist."

"You didn't like it. I was gunna tell u a joke about my time machine"

"What involves a man and two women, and doesn't even last a minute? A Ronda Rousey fight."

"Knock Knock Walter White: knock knock. Skyler : knock knock who? Walter White: I am the one who knocks."