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Joke of the Day
"I'm old enough to remember when a selfie was some lotion and a box of Kleenex."
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"Going as a hashtag for Halloween so everybody ignores me."
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"Tequila, because sometimes you and your toilet need to hug it out."
"Silly batman joke my doctor told me today Twoface never liked it when his men shouted, 'hey you! With the face!'"
"Knock knock Who's there ? Siobhan Siobhan who? Siobhan your knickers, your dad's home."
"How do depressed frogs die? They Kermit suicide."
"What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? ""Make me one with everything."""
"Never drink water while studying It'll dilute your concentration"
"What do you call a Mexican walking on the moon? An astronaut you racist.."