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Joke of the Day
"Why did 10 die? He was in the middle of 9/11"
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"I'm terrible at directions Fuck me, left!"
"Oh my god, hotels. Relax. My stay was fine."
"Alcohol does not make you fat. It makes you lean. Mostly against walls, tables, chairs, bars, floors & occasionally, weirdos .."
"Most people don't know this, but the North only won the Civil War because the South got half an inch of snow and they lost their damn minds."
"""I'm proud of all the Twitter followers you've accumulated."" - none of our parents"
"I don't mean to brag but 14 bots are hitting on me and I've already received 72 viruses. -- Nerds"
"My wife just said ""I'm pregnant!"" I said ""Hi pregnant, I'm dad!"""
"Why do they call old people 'frogs' in Florida? 'Cause they all go there to croak!"
"Did you hear about the guy who fucked a sheep? Turns out he's bahhh-sexual"