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Joke of the Day

"Why do Scotsmen wear kilts. Cause a sheep can hear a zipper a mile away."

"How many Swiss does it take to change a light bulb? None. We pay a German to do it."

"Maybe Hitler became evil because he was mad that after so many years of lifting his hand nobody high fived him."

"What do Zack Snyder and The Jonestown Massacre have in common? Sucker Punch."

"What's the difference between a bowling ball and a blonde? You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball!"

"So 22 counties in Alabama are refusing to issue gay marriage licenses on the grounds that they believe in the traditional marriage of a man and his sister."

"Which part of a billiards setup can you use to clean your ears? The cue tip."

"What did the duck say to the policeman? Quack"

"What do sprinters eat before a race? Nothing, they fast."

"Why cant russians drive stick? Because they are always Stalin!"