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Joke of the Day

"Some of my Satan worshiping friends invited me to an open discussion on Satanism... I'm not a Satanist myself, but I do like to play Devil's advocate...it was very confusing."

"Silly Political/Finance Joke What do Vladimir Putin, Crude Oil, and the Russian Ruble have in common? They're all going to be 65 this year."

"A Jewish boy asks his father ""Can I have thirty dollars?"" His father replies ""Twenty dollars? What do you need ten dollars for?"""

"A guy walks into a Barr... and Roseanne's like, ""Hey! Watch where you're going!"""

"According to my bank account, I'm Rich! Rich Anderson, the name of the man whose identity I stole."

"I'm thinking about trying steroids... I hear they're all the rage!"

"Do you know what the secret of encouragement is? Of course you don't."

"Chicks must text each other ""sausage fest"" like it's a good thing."

"This chick last night told me to do her like her ex husband so I drained her bank accounts and banged her sister"

"What do you call a bunny with a bent dick? Fucks Funny"