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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a girl's track team and a pygmy tribe? One is a bunch of cunning runts."

"what does clark kent have for breakfast? alter-eggos"

"No matter how busy I am at work, I'm never too busy to complain about how busy I am at work."

"Ha! Major typo on page 28 of the new iTunes agreement. Anyone else catch that?"

"Yo mama is like the gas station. Pump and Pay."

"Hey Doorknob, if I wanted something in my life that was hairy, condescending and using me for food, I would get a cat."

"Korean hot dogs [My wife came up with this joke] If hot dogs made from turkey are called turkey dogs... Then Koreans eat doggie dogs."

"I don't know if digital anal sex toys would be legal.... But iAnal"

"Did you hear about the fight between Haydn and Beethoven? You didn't? Neither did Beethoven."

"Why do ninjas make bad porn stars? Because nobody can see them coming."