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Joke of the Day

"Hey Doorknob, if I wanted something in my life that was hairy, condescending and using me for food, I would get a cat."

"Racist, Sexist, Nasty, and/or Terrible jokes that makes us questions your morals. I'll start! Q: How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? A: *None, feminists can't change anything*!"

"Why Americans are so bad in geography? They are taking the geography lessons from their Canadian neighbors in the south."

"If a poison expires, Will it be more poisonous or less poisonous?"

"What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough? ""Mmm. Canapes."""

"What is green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels."

"Opinions are like assholes... sometimes you need a second asshole"

"some guy said that I slur a lot when I'm drunk I said no I don't you stupid nigger"

"The Supreme Court is really just a regular court with tomatoes and sour cream."

"My friend works at subway... I guess you could say she'll really be rolling in the DOUGH."