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Joke of the Day

"I hate when I'm telling my best friend a story and she gets all judgmental and walks off to get a drink from her water bowl."

"Frenchman in a hotel. A french man calls the room service and asks for some ""pepper"". ""Well ... would you like some white pepper or black pepper?"" asks the receptionist. ""Toilet pepper."""

"My handwriting has gotten pretty bad... I am the most illegible bachelor in my hometown!"

"I like my women like I like my coffee. Imported fair trade from Africa."

"gOOD JOKE Bug run up tree into butthole."

"Girl can I ask you a question *gets down on one knee* would you like to make $8,000 a week working from home"

"A fish swims into a wall. It says damn!"

"Justin Beiber's entire entourage has abandoned him... after hearing you can catch cancer from cunts."

"What do you call a swimming hole in the middle of a farm? A rural pool."

"So there are these two fish in a tank... One of them says to the other, ""I'll drive, you man the guns""."