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Joke of the Day

"Pro-life or Pro-choice? I'm really unsure how to feel about planned parenthood and abortion. I mean, on one hand I'm all for killing babies but on the other I don't like giving women a choice. Damn..."

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"According to the vet, our dog is addicted to masturbation. I hope it doesn't rub off on our children."
"You know the worst thing about oral sex? The view."
"What's the difference between your job and your wife? Your job fucking sucks"
"Teacher: Name four members of the cat family Pupil: Daddy cat mummy cat and two kittens !"
"I asked a Chinese girl for her number She replied, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I was like ""WOW"" Then her friend said, ""She means 6663629."""
"Adrian Veidt's wife walks into his bedroom and finds him with another woman. As she approaches him with angry tears, he says ""I did it 35 minutes ago."""
"Wanna hear a construction joke? Oh wait, I'm working on it"
"Why is wintertime love making in Scandinavia dangerous? Your tongue might get stuck to a Pole."
"If women can do anything that men can do, then why haven't they ever suppressed an entire gender before? Its a joke lady's."