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Joke of the Day
"Why is wintertime love making in Scandinavia dangerous? Your tongue might get stuck to a Pole."
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"It's days like these.... When a man wakes up, looks around and thinks ""Yup, times are a changin!"""
"What kind of punch hurts the most? A Sandy Hook."
"Man at garage: ""Are you claiming this off your own insurance?"" Me: ""Yes. I don't think the deer I hit had any insurance."""
"What do you call a female peacock? A peacunt!"
"Just realized that 90% of Disney cartoons involve lying about your identity to get someone to love you."
"My favorite joke: What do hillbillies do for Halloween? Pump kin."
"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house."
"You send yourself a message through time. ""Invest in google"" it says. You don't have money in the past either. Nothing Changes"
"Why did the lights go out? Because they liked each other."