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Joke of the Day
"Why is wintertime love making in Scandinavia dangerous? Your tongue might get stuck to a Pole."
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"Rude lady to me, ""Well I'm sorry but you don't LOOK sick to me."" Me, ""Looks can be deceiving. For example, you don't look stupid."""
"okay ready? What if ancient egyptians put cats on everything because they totally saw the future and they knew what the internet was about"
"I drew my gun. The guy in front of me drew his gun. Then I drew my other gun, and soon we were surrounded by some lovely drawings of guns."
"What do physics majors do when they hit the club? They torque it.."
"What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean? Bob What does a Syrian refugee call their pet? Dinner What's grosser than gross? Two Syrian refugees fighting over a tampon."
"Winter is like the Justin Bieber of seasons... It was kind of cute and exciting when it first started out, now its a bit obnoxious and should probably just stay in Canada."
"Why was Chic-Fil-A founded? So that the choir boys could get more meat in their mouth besides the Reverend."
"Sorry I threw rice at the coffin. I don't get invited to much."
"An apple a day... Keeps the non-binary away"