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Joke of the Day
"A battery is like a loner They're both not included in anything"
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"People used to laugh at me when I said I wanted to become a comedian... well nobody's laughing now!"
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"Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A. The 1995 Hide and Seek World Champion."
"""And how's yer wife Pat?"" ""Sure she do be awful sick."" ""Is ut dangerous she is?"" ""No she's too weak t' be dangerous anymore!"""
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