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Joke of the Day
"What's Hitler's favorite video game? Mein Kraft"
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"I'm starting a new movement that encourages people to take things one step at a time Unfortunately, it's taking a long time to catch on."
"Two in one **Dude**: My IQ is absolutely massive! **Guy**: IQ is a representation of your matriarchal heritage? **Dude**: Clever.. maybe my IQ that big after all **Guy**: Ah, *patriarchal* heritage!"
"The phrase ""A stone's throw"" has been discontinued. Please use ""In Wifi range"" from now on."
"What do you call a crowd-sourced internet database for turntables? Wiki-Wiki-Wikipedia"
"What type of people can you not stand? People in wheelchairs"
"What do you call a dog woth no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he's not coming"
"What do you call a really bad mind reader? Telepathetic."
"why did the pervert cross the road? because his dick was stuck in the chicken"
"Q: Why was the chessmaster interested in foreign women? A: He wanted a Czech mate."