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Joke of the Day

"An old favorite I just remembered What the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick down your throat."

"The other day I saw a guy with sin/cos on his arm... ... He had a really nice tan"

"Why should you always wear underwear in Ukraine? Otherwise Chernobyl Fallout."

"What did Bill Clinton say to Monica Lewinsky after getting caught? ""I told you to lick my erection, not wreck my election""."

"Why DOES ""February"" have that extra R? It should just be ""Februay."""

"How do mathematicians count x-men? Permutations."

"I hung a horseshoe above the door for goodluck. My wife still came home. Superstitions are stupid."

"The guy who created Virgin airlines probably didnt go to high school otherwise he would have called it ""shes probably lying airlines""."

"My company's health plan is a guy who comes to your house when you're sick and yells, ""DON'T YOU QUIT ON ME!"""

"How do you put spaghetti to sleep? You cover it in peanut butter until it dies. My 4 year old made that up, along with a few others. Not sure how I feel about this."