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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals."
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"So, what're all of us fortunate people complaining about today?"
"What's the difference between a prostitute with diarrhea and an epileptic corn-husker? One of them has the fits while shucking."
"How do you remember your wedding anniversary? Forget it once."
"My 3yo just told me that he loves to make babies and I don't know what it means but I'm terrified."
"Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else get your way."
"7: I need a pet pig so I can always have bacon. Me: There are some fundamental flaws in your plan but I like the way you think."
"What's the worst thing you can hear when your giving Willie Nelson a blowjob? ""I'm not Willie Nelson."""
"i feel wrong i think im having a dyslexic stroke. i cant smell anything on the left side of my body and i feel toast."
"A chicken walks into a bar and clucks at the bartender. The bartender says, ""No fowl language allowed"""