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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals."
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"What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasaurass"
"America's oldest lady was 115 years old today and she hasn't got a grey hair on her head. How come? She's completely bald."
"What's the difference between cancer and black people? Cancer got Jobs."
"What do you say to an airplane when it gets mad? Cool your jets."
"What type of music do astronauts love? Neptunes!"
"[Programming Joke] What method did SFML perform when the Human lost to the AI? Text.GetRect()"
"I was sad when I learned Steve Irwin died... .. but at least he died the same way he lived: with animals in his heart."
"[on a date with a caribou as a favor to my sister] me: so...did you like the movie? caribou: *knocks over candy display & tramples 3 kids*"
"If a stranger catches you taking their photo, let them know it's okay by softly saying, ""Don't worry, this is just for me"""