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Joke of the Day

"I'm so broke that if my girlfriend leaves me for another guy I swear that I'm going with them."

"I scare off men like I'm some kind of evil clown hiding in their closet. ""I'm not a clown!"" I shouted as I sniffed his sweater vest."

"Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race? Because it is using steroids."

"Where is the most environmental friendly place on Earth? r/Jokes, recycling rate is 98% here!"

"Why was the ink happy? Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening."

"What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee chord? My ass."

"Q) What's the difference between love and hate? A) Usually about 6 months."

"What does a pimp and a redneck have on common? They both like to throw a ho-down."

"At my age Friends with Insurance Benefits sounds just as appealing."

"Cyber sex is not as easy as it looks. I should have picked a less crowded Starbucks."