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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a bear with no hair? Bare"

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"What do you call weaponized sushi? A combat roll"
"I saw a woman with 12 breasts Sounds amazing, dozen tit?"
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"do you guys have PC & cheese? i'm not really a mac guy"
"Why are penguins socially awkward? Because they can't break the ice."
"What's 3 inches long and pleases all women? A credit card."
"Pretty sure marriage was invented to help people overcome their fear of death."
"I like my women how I like my drinks Soft and extra large."
"Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a super creepy movie."