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Joke of the Day
"Pretty sure marriage was invented to help people overcome their fear of death."
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"How does Sean Connery's dog bark? Woofsh"
"""I have a bloody nose"" - a British person emphasizing the fact that he has a nose."
"What do you do when a Chemist dies? You Barium."
"Never understood Monopoly. It's like saying, ""Hey we're stressed out about real $, so let's play a game & get stressed out about pretend $."
"My hobbies include reading books, eating snacks, and sending emails referencing attachments without the attachments."
"Have you heard there's a new disease you can get from using Linux? It's Terminal. (OC joke.)"
"What do lesbian couples do when they are both on their periods? finger paint!"
"""Good for you"" was said unsarcastically only that first time."
"I dont like circles They're *pointless*"