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Joke of the Day

"I hit a guy with my car the other day. Don't worry, it wasn't serious. well... I was laughing. He might have been too, I didn't stop to find out."

"EXCLUSIVE OFFER: 1,000 tampons for only $5 No strings attached."

"A Recent Study Found That... ...Christian women tend to become atheists after marriage. I don't find that surprising. After marriage, a woman does lose faith in a man's ability to come a second time."

"Excited about my bike, I decided to start a cycling club. It's been weeks and no one has joined Maybe The Pedalphiles wasn't the best name :-/"

"[me as a magician] *pulls rabbit from hat* AUDIENCE: ooOoOo *pulls knife from hat* A: ooOoOo *pulls sautee pan from hat* A: NNOOOOOO"

"What did the comedian do when his joke did not go home with the audience? He became a boxer and delivered a strong punchline."

"About 50% of the time ""good luck"" means ""fuck you."""

"Yo mama so poor I stepped in her house and I was in the backyard."

"What's a pirate's favorite move in chess? Check, matey."

"I went to the local library And found out that the post apocalyptic section has been shifted to current affairs after the us elections 2016"