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Joke of the Day

"Yo mama so poor I stepped in her house and I was in the backyard."

"I was sexually assaulted by a colourful Rodent today!!! His name was 'Hue Mongoose'"

"The Suicide Bomber Teacher said to his student... ""Come here and listen closely, I'm only gonna show you this once""..."

"According to the most current magazine in this doctor's office, every home in America will have a television by 1962."

"I like my women the way I like my pools... Filled with chlorine twice a month."

"My black friend asked me if there's a colored printer in the library. I said ""Shit man, it's 2015 you can use whatever printer you want!"""

"I think I'm going to start taking helium People are speaking very highly of it."

"If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, do feminists still blame men for it?"

"Did you know Donald Trump only had two moods? Pissed off and pissed on."

"My favorite mythical creature is the Honest Politician"