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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama so poor I stepped in her house and I was in the backyard."
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"How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!"
"Bruce Willis marks his height on his bedroom wall. He started doing it 2 years ago & it's just an increasingly thick line at the same height"
"A flock of dads is called a grill."
"When life gets you down I realize that you might feel overwhelmed. Bur remember, when life gives you lemmings.... toss them off a cliff"
"Father Christmas win a saucepan in a competition. Now thats what you call pot luck !"
"[Job interview] ""What are your strengths?"" Me: I fall in love easily. ""Erm, okay... what are your weaknesses?"" Me: Those blue eyes of yours."
"Don't trust atoms. Don't trust atoms, they make up everything."
"My family tree is a Cactus........ Full of pricks ! :/"
"Don't you just hate when people reply with ""This?"" This."